Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Deep Fried Travel





No, I am not referring to the color of my crispy deep fired beach skin...
Today I left the "Land of Smiles" for the "Land of Durians". I have to admit that after being in Thailand almost 3 months I was not that excited to move to another country and start over on language and culture. However, after spending only a short bit of time here it seems an interesting place.
Fortunate for Malaysia I judge a country mostly on how good and cheap the food is, and if Malaysia is half as good as my Indian inspired lunch, I think it should be a good country to travel in.
Now, back to the subject. Deep fried travel.
Anyone who has read a few traveling books or been on the road for a while as heard of different "methods" to make travel interesting and fun. Immersion, threading etc. I however propose a new method that I have personally developed (without intending to) on travel philosophy.
I have inadvertently discovered that what a country decides to deep fry for food, is enormously linked to larger the culture. I believe that you can completely judge a country by its fried food.
Case in point America. Which foods do we export to the rest of the world and are considered the height of American culture? Fired foods of course, all in the guise of Micky D's and a surprising number of KFCs and other fast food chains.
I propose that we travel to places that have the best deep fried food, and that from this we can learn more about the culture then doing ridiculous things like... i don't know.. visiting temples and cultural sites, or trying to read about the history.
These might be helpful to some, but only one who has not sampled the local deep fried food! Other wise the are in my experience a complete waste of time.
Who are the winners so far on my trip? China's deep fired bananas in the south are diffidently a winner. along with Thailand's hard boiled quail eggs wrapped in wanton like dough put on a stick and fried sereved with sweet chili sauce. ummmmm. I miss it already. I don't think there is a better food for the Atkins diet. I have not been in Malay long, but the fresh fried Samosa like triangle I ate off the street was pretty damn good. The best thing about these foods is that you can eat as much as you like with out worrying. Since as far as i can tell they have absolutely no nutritional benefits!
So get out there and really travel! Not by visiting the Eiffel tower stupid, but by having some French Fries! (for those of you not familiar with these name, some know them as Freedom Fries in the US)
For all of those back in the US, please let me know what a deep fried Twinkies taste like.
I tired the deep fried crickets, and there not bad, alot like Beef Jerky.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Bad Monkey!!


I am to lazy to write right now, but i found this photo on the copmputer i am using and thought it was funny. Enjoy.

Friday, January 25, 2008

On the road again.........



So i know it has been awhile since i last wrote but, for some strange reason living minutes away from an amazing beach, just isn't conducive to writing on the computer. so sue me.

Anyways I have spent the last month plus staying at my fathers house in Patong, which has been great time. I promise that anyone willing to make the trip will not be disappointed with Patongs New Years eve Party. I have never seen such mayhem and so many explosives in my life.

i am know on the road south heading for Malaysia, Singapore and Borneo, and then.... Although I was only in Patong for a month, i forgot how much the open road can trough at in in short periods of time. In one weeks time i have almost been killed (slight exaggeration, but not much) at least a dozen times while on the road, including taking a way to long motorcycle taxi ride with my full backpack, not a great idea for long distances. Fallen on reefs twice and cut more than i like to be. Been in a amazing hidden beach accessible only by swimming thru 100 yards of pitch darkness (think something like out of the movie the Beach, but better), and lost 1000 baht drinking a gambling (not the best combination, or is it?) on hermit crab races.

So now i go to Ko Turutao national park before leaving Buddhist Thailand, and entering Islamic Malaysia. I am Excited for a new country, however being that 2 of my favorite things is Pork and Beer, especially together, i might be a little sad at meal time.

The two photos are also on my photo blog. But one is the massive fireworks i had for New Years and the pther is the island that has the hiddin beach, Ko Muk, i think it was.